Sunday, April 02, 2006

And now for something completely different

Hey you... yeah you... c'mere... it's us... big guy and little dude.

Since mom decided to get all boring on you guys and stop talking smut and stuff, we decided to hijack her blog and write something a little more informative.

So, for all you kids out there, we proudly present:

Ways to Drive your Mother up a Tree

- Throw open her door at 6:15am Sunday morning crying and screaming at your brother for crumpling up your page of gameboy passwords. (one zillion extra bonus points if it's "spring forward" Sunday.)

- After leaving her room, go back into yours and start rooting around in your closet for the toys located underneath everything else, making sure that loud crashes ensue (another zillion bonus points if the walls of your closet and her room are connected.)

- Start singing YMCA and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at the top of your lungs claiming that you're "practicing" for the upcoming dance party at school. Don't stop even when your mom asks you for the twentieth time.

- Only speak to your sibling and your mom in a whiny Caillou type voice.

- Create a trail through the house of discarded toys, games and books that bored you two minutes after you started playing with them. Add to that any piece of clothing that you have worn for five minutes and decided that you want to change out of. Make sure that you are asked at least five times before picking any of it up. Finally acquiesce, but proceed with a pouty look on your face.

- Come up with really silly ideas such as putting on your bathing suit and asking to go to the beach and swimming when it's windy and 60 degrees out. Throw a tantrum when your mom refuses.

- Have at least one fight with your sibling daily about how he never listens to you. Make sure that pushing, slapping and wrestling are involved, even if your mom forbids you to put your hands on each other. Ignore your mom's demands for you to cut it out already.

- Take out every loud and/or musical toy and turn them on at the same time (especially effective if the batteries are dying and they sound warpy.)

Well, that should get you guys going. We're going to play some soccer with mom now. Good luck and have fun!

**Disclaimer:
We almost forgot, in order to not be shipped off to boarding school, and have your mom forgive you each and every time, make sure that you are as cute as we are.



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